If you have ever been on a dating app, then you have definitely fallen victim to the forbidden unsolicited photo. That’s right– I’m talking about when you click on text from a new guy and come face-to-face with a nasty pickle.
For some women, this results in an immediate “block.” And that is totally understandable. For others, it is just plain hilarious, and they share the cringy experience with all of their friends– which is also a completely relatable reaction.
Afterward, though, what are you supposed to do? Block yet another person? Tell a guy off again for wasting your time?
You can do either of those things. Or, you could respond with a hilarious comeback that sends them reeling. Doesn’t that sound like much more fun, anyway?
Recently, women online also shared their most savage clapbacks for unsolicited photos. So, if you are navigating the dating scene right now, you will definitely want to take notes.
Make Them Question Their Manhood
“Act really concerned by replying with a hyperlink to WebMD of an STI.” –Bohan-
“I used to ask if they were alright or why it looked like that. ‘Oh my gosh, are you okay?’ or ‘Why does it look like that?’ Stopped a lot of them real fast. And yes, it is mean, but they showed me their [pickle] without consent– so all politeness was gone at that point.” –Kelsogreg93
“Get inside where it’s warmer!” –Wiki_pdo
“Wow, you are so brave to carry on like that; what an inspiration. Stay strong, little fighter!” –Kotori425
“Do they make ones in adult size?” –Cringe-faceCz
“It said the file was too small to download; what did you just send?” –Yesitsyouwho66
“Your dad was bigger…” –Badgers_arent_real
Get Creative With Photoshop
“I read some months ago that a girl used to take their profile pictures, photoshop their face onto the head of their [pickle], and send it back to them.” –Skander777
“I have a friend who made a collage of all the unsolicited pictures. She would then add the new picture to the collage and send it to the man saying, ‘Welcome to the hive.'” –Illiterate-apricot67
Hit Them With The Consequences Of Their Own Actions
“Look them up on social media, find their parents, and send them the photo saying, ‘This is what your son is sending to people on the internet.” –Iminjeopardy
“One of my best friends got an unsolicited pic from a guy on Bumble who she just started talking to. She found him on Facebook and found out that his dad was actually a preacher. She then took a screenshot of their conversations, sent it to his dad, and he took care of it.” –Melodic_road_22
“Turn it into an NFT and share the link with him. If he doesn’t want to get caught, he will need to buy it from you.” –According-bag2207
To read the rest of the original thread on Reddit, visit the link here.
